jenzig:

Tweet #1: Always compliment a lady on her mustache; Tweet #2: Harry Potter’s mom is a MILF; Tweet #3: The only thing cooler than Justin Timberlake’s giant forehead is my giant forehead because mine has a tiny bit more punk cred; Tweet #4: Remember kids, peeing on your mate in the shower is the best way to show that you need them in your life.

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peterick:

Pete says what we’re all thinking

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(blogging about how I’m going to start studying instead of studying)

I am so tired, but I can’t go to be because it’s only 8:13pm uhhhh and well, there’s still this thing left to do, you’know, I don’t know how to name it, I think it’s called studying, but I’m not sure, because I rarely do it so ummm yeah.

mounttdiablo:

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mounttdiablo:

i am literally like 10 followers from my next hundred how on earth did this happen?

Ummm guys, I guess this is the part where you go and follow her I mean, Emilys fab so don’t embarrass me!

ur so cute

aww well, you see everyone’s ignoring me uh, sorry, but I tried.

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mounttdiablo:

i am literally like 10 followers from my next hundred how on earth did this happen?

Ummm guys, I guess this is the part where you go and follow her I mean, Emilys fab so don’t embarrass me!

(Still not studying, wHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?)

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